Last week I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On Day 1 I met her hot step daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something 
'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day 2 I fucked her and it was wild
She is such a slut

I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
It was dirty a dream came true 
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182

OK listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
Who cares?
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my God I think I'm in love

I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
It was dirty a dream came true 
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182

I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt 
I loved my English romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine I do like you
Come to Cancun for Spring Break 
I'll think about it it could be great
Don't forget to send me a friend request!
As if!



Thanks to Mike for these lyrics

                          Thanks to Sara for these lyrics