Teenagers, The - Homecoming lyrics

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Last week I flew to San Diego to see my auntie

On Day 1 I met her hot step daughter

She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan

As she stepped out of her massive car

I could only notice she was more than fuckable

I think she was coming back from the game or something

'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms

On day 2 I fucked her and it was wild

She is such a slut

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty a dream came true

Just like I like it she's got nice tits

It was perfect a dream came true

Just like a song by Blink-182

OK listen girls

I met the hottest guy ever

Basically as I was stepping out of my SUV

I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever

Who cares?

Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair

And the cutest British accent ever

Straight away I could tell he was a rocker

With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me

Mmm he is totally awesome

Oh my God I think I'm in love

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty a dream came true

Just like I like it she's got nice tits

It was perfect a dream came true

Just like a song by Blink-182

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was so nice to meet you

Pleasure is mine I do like you

Come to Cancun for Spring Break

I'll think about it it could be great

Don't forget to send me a friend request!

As if!

Thanks to Mike for these lyrics

Thanks to Sara for these lyrics