Confessions of a MILF

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Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Home sweet home, home sweet home
Home sweet home, home sweet home
Home sweet home, home sweet home

I peel that the potatoes there's not much left to do 
lovely lemon drizzle cake, heat up the fondue 
tasting courgette quiche with the nice crispy top, 
a hundred grams of biscuits in a fancy box.

Never try to rule another person's life 
you will only lose your lovely fragrant wife, 
I don't like a guy changing who he is, 
you are not a God and it is not your bis

Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Home sweet home, home sweet home 
there's such a thing as lust, there's such a thing as friends 
but romantic love was made up way back when 
in another century things were not so great, 
same thing with marriage it's a not natural state.

If you'll becoming bored then you could reconsider 
but you'll end up poorer better be a widow.
you could make the same mistake as my romantic mother 
when she left her husband and run off with a nutter ... my dad. 

Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Just work on yourself and if you decide one day 
that you've had enough and you could walk away 
there are those who say we're meant to mate for life, 
like swans and seahorses -I'm afraid we ain't so nice 
nice nice nice, nice nice nice 
If the news upsets me I just switch it off
go and get a pedicure the fridge needs a defrost 
now you really must excuse me boys and girls, 
I've got to walk the dogs and there's a burning smell 
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow 

A man needs a maid, a maid of his own, 
in his home, home sweet home, 
a maid needs a muse and a room of her own, 
in her home, home sweet home, 
I chose being an artist over being a wife, 
now I'm gonna lead her very lonely life, 
I chose being an artist over being a wife, 
now I'm gonna lead a very lonely life, life life 
wife wife wife, life life life.
wife wife wife, life life life.
life life life, wife wife wife 
life life life, there's no place like home 
there's no place like home, there's no place like home x 3  
no peace in my home, no faith in my home, 
no love in my home, no love in my home 
no fun in my home, I don't want to go home, don't make me go home, 
'cause I hate my home, don't want to go home, 
don't make me go home, 'cause I hate my home, 
don't make me, don't make me, don't make me, don't make me, don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me, make me, make me, make me, make me, 
hate me hate me, hate me, hate me 
make me, make me, make me, make me, 
hate me hate me, hate me, hate me 

I hate my beautiful clean white pristine, neat, tidy 
interior designed, architect built, minimal..... shoes off! 
Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Home sweet home, sweet home, sweet home, sweet home 
Home sweet home, home sweet home 
Home sweet home, sweet home, sweet home, sweet home 

cooking, cleaning, baking washing, 
shopping, baking, cleaning, washing 
shopping, baking, cleaning, washing
shopping, baking, cleaning, washing 
 
mopping, faking, bonking cleaning, washing, shopping baking, cleaning, bonking, shopping, cleaning, bonking 
faking, cleaning, shopping, faking, bonking, cleaning shopping, mopping, faking, bonking, cleaning, shopping

Love me love me love love 


                          Thanks to Ramona for correcting these lyrics

                          Thanks to doug for correcting these lyrics
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Daniel

Wednesday 3rd of July 2024 21:54
Out-Bloody-Standing!!!